Corrupt a Wish

you can, but then you find out santa claus and the easter bunny aren't real and you start crying

I wish the backyard festival would really happen

It does. But then zombies invade and everyone dies.

I wish We could carry this on forever

we do, but then we both get alzheimer and forget what we were doing and just stare at each other yelleng 'who am I? who are you? who am I? I asked you first!'


I wish I had passed all my exams

You did. But you only got C's and all jobs ask for B and above.

I wish I had a Warwick bass.

you have one, but then a law forbids making music and all you can do is stare at it for the rest of your life

I wish I could play an instrument

You can. It's the triangle. But again, there's a law which forbids making music so you can't even play that.

I wish RT could be made.

RT is made, but simone can't keep fiction from reality and goes all emo

I wish there were no emo's

There aren't any. Instead, the world is filled with lovey dovey couples who ignore everyone.

I wish the words schat/schatz/schatje/schatzi etc. didn't exist.

they don't, in stead, Em's the new name lovey dovey people call one another so you go all paranoid

I wish I had bubblegum

You do, you unwrap it and you are about to put it in your moth but a GIANT MUTATING BEE APPEARS!!!! and steals it from you, and flies out the window.

You jump out the window chasing it, and a flying Tarja appears to carry you on her back and help you catch up with the bee that just stole the bubblegum.

Sadly, Tarja has a heart attack and you both fall. As you hit the floor, you rofl for three seconds before you die.

Simone gives your elegy.


++ I wish I had a pigeon. ++

You have a pigeon. It craps on your head, steals your nail polish and slaps Tarja in mid air. Tarja then hates you forever and caters in your food.

I wish I could meet King Arthur.

You can, but for that you have to follow lara Croft throughout the Tomb Raider legend game and in the end all you meet is a carcass...

Spoiler:

...That leads you into the tomb of King Arthur, who murders Lara Croft. She respawns, as the game does that, and does a handstand, as a lion comes up and throws up a pod, inside of which Amanda sleeps. You do not know that at this point, though.

Anyway, you meet King Arthur. And he uses Excalibur to SEVER YOUR HEAD!!!!

You dai, obviously.


++ I wish Floor was my sister. ++

She is your sister. However, she does not know this, and when you tell her, she steps on you. She also thinks you are an eccentric (rofl) fan, and gets a restraining order against you, even though you're squished.

I wish Floor replied to my email.

She does, and it says: I hate you.
The email has a virus and your computer explodes; the curtain catches fire and the house burns down. Camden burns again.


I wish I knew how to play piano perfectly.

you can, but everytime you play wasps appear out of nowhere and start stinging you, penguisn also appear...

I wish my knee didn't hurt this much

It doesn't, because Simone rang your doorbell and whipped out an ELECTRIC CHAINSAW!!! and cut you in half.

(sorry, that was macabre. but fun ^^)


I wish Nightwish still were one of the most amazing bands ever, and doing songs like the early days. With Tarja. And her AFF voice.

they are, but you go deaf (boring I know)

I wish I was an awesome singer

Not boring, cause I didn't see that corruption coming

You can now sing amazingly, but you will forever have sore throat and you will only have your voice one hour per year

I wish I wasn't so mean.

you aren't, in stead, all people are mean to you so you go all emo and can't do anything right anymore

I wish you weren't so emo :p

He isn't, you are.

I wish for €61435136143514654161465146514614

You get it, but then there's a huge Wall Street crash and it's only worth about 50p

I wish it didn't rain so much

it doesn't, in stead the sun shines all the time and burns and kills everyone on earth except for you and anette

I wish I had a glass of water

You have a glass of water, but someone puts cyanide in it and you die.

I wish Anette would just go away

She does and you go with her.

I wish my bro wasn't crying right now. :/

he isn't, he's making out with his gf on your bed

I wish I had smtg to do