Corrupt a Wish

Basically, you wish for something, and then the next person adds a catch to it.

For example:

I wish I had money.

You get money, but it's only a ten pence coin.

Or

I wish I could be alone for a while.

You are alone. Everyone else dies.

Got it?

I wish I had a nice cold can of Diet Coke.

you have one, but the thingy ti open it isn't one (do you get what I mean?)

I wish it was 5 weeks from now...

It is 5 weeks from now. But Steve loses his plane ticket and you can't see him til next year

I wish Epica came to London.

he better not

epica comes to london but simone misplaces boudewijn and locks herself in the hotel bathroom and they have to cancel the gig


I wish I was asleep

You are asleep. But then you wake up imprisoned by mindless machines!

I wish I could meet Boudewijn.

You meet him, but simone thinks you stole him and gets you arrested

I wish it was a full moon

It is a full moon. But then you find out your dad is a werewolf and he murders you

I wish I had a catfish called Floor.

you have one, but then it turns out to be a one day catfish and it dies

I wish there wasn't lots of stuff on my bed

There isn't lots of stuff in your bed. It gets stolen and incinerated.

I wish my band had a sexy drummer.

your band has a sexy drummer, but he's secretly gay and Tuomasine's bf

I wish I could go on world tour with your band as a merch girl...

You are. But aliens abduct you and you're never to be seen again. And VoD split up.

I wish I could remember to wish something!

you remember to do so, but then the penguins come by and spoil everything just when your wish is coming true

I wish penguins didn't exist

They don't exist. Then puffins take over the world.

I wish VoD supported Epica at the backyard festival.

puffins are awesome, they're cute, penguins aren't, they're evil

anyway, VoD support epica but amanda eats too much pinewood and explodes ruining the whole festival

I wish amanda would stop eating the attic

She stops eating the attic. Then she tells Epica your house is lame and they never play at the backyard festival.

I wish I could make fun of Simone (in her company) without her hitting/hating me

you do, but boudewijn ends up hating you and teams up with bunny and treat you as if you're palotai

I wish I had a miniature pony of my own

You do. It hates you, and bites you very often. Then it gets bored and runs away

I wish I could write cool poems.

you can, then your heart gets broken by the sexy drummer and you go all emo and lose every ability of doing anything good

I wish your sexy drummer wasn't gay :p

My sexy drummer isn't gay. But then I fall in love with him, he leaves the band and I decide not to carry VoD on anymore because of him

I wish I could have a slumber party with you, Amanda and Simone

we have a slumber party, but then amanda eats too much pinewood and explodes (*sigh* mandy) simone starts crying hysterically cause the bang woke her up and we can't calm her down

I wish it wasn't 2.30 in the morning

It isn't. It's 2:31

I wish Amanda didn't eat so much pinewood

she doesn't, and starts eating oak of which there's even more so yet again she explodes (poor thing)

I wish I wasn't tired

You're not. Instead, you're extremely depressed and don't enjoy anything in life.

I wish Simone wasn't so attached to Boudewijn

she isn't, now she drags palotai around everywhere and they act all lovey dovey ignoring everyone around them

I wish my room was tidy

It is tidy. There's nothing in it.

I wish I could stay up longer