Corrupt a Wish

ok you can . but youre deaf . . . and blind . so you cant hear and see anything and cos your so upset about it you climb to the roof of the theatre and jump off . you kill yourself but because you couldnt see or hear at the gig you didnt get to speak to anyone so noone even remembers you were there so therefore is no memorial and your mum has just assumed you moved out so there is also no funeral .

i wish emilehh could come to see the Mediaeval Baebes with me on Friday without anyone dying .

xxx .

I can. But I'm deaf and blind so I have no idea what's going on so my life sucks forever and I become emo and VoD is no more.

I wish I could go to see the Baebes with Hannah without dying or being deaf and blind

you can . . . for a spit second . but the security guards are the same ones from the forum . they recognise you and decide they didnt like you last time they saw you because you were putting up the illegal Pythia banner so they throw you out . your life is ruined and you become emo and VoD is no more . :'( .

i wish you would stop getting kicked out of gigs at inconvinient moments .

xxx .

I don't. Instead, you do, and you become emo and leave VoD. And while you are emo, I am having a brilliant time going to gigs and touring the world with VoD.

I wish neither of us became emo and left VoD.

Neither of you become emo and leave VoD; instead you become chavs and turn VoD with a million selling rap band industry. Then 50 Cent murders you. Just because.

I wish life were easier.

It is. It's so simple you get sick of your daily routine of eating and sleeping. You have nothing else to do in life! You become bland.

I wish Amanda Somerville was our lead singer.

She is. She takes over your place and you're forced to quit, because you didn't read the fine print in the contract you signed with her.

I wish today hadn't gone by so fast.

It didn't. It went a tiny bit slower.

I wish I didn't have to bother with a diet at this current moment in time

you don't, you have to deal with it for the rest of your life but not in this exact second.

I wish time went by a bit faster

It does. So fast in fact that you don't even realise so you miss your plane and don't get to see Steve

I wish I didn't come up with such a horrible corruption.

so do I ;'( (I can't make that any worse really)

I wish it weren't this cold here

It's not. It's so unbearably hot that you can no longer be bothered to do anything, and then because you can't be bothered to do anything you miss your plane and can't see Steve

I wish I could stop being so mean instead of including the 'not seeing Steve' part of my corruptions.

so do I, I don't think you want me to go see him

I wish you weren't this mean to me ;'(

I'm not. Instead I become so nice that you constantly feel really mean and lose all self esteem.

I wish I had better skin

You do.
But then you dai and "the one that shall not be named" eats you.

I wish that midwinter didn't bring laments.

It doesn't. It brings fatal diseases that you die from.

I wish midwinter had a tuneful lament.

It does. Only the two of us can realize it's potential, while everyone else hates it :/

I wish VoD were (even more) famous.

They are, and then they all develop egos, go commercial (therefore write crappy music) and split up.

I wish I had better songwriting abilities.

You do. But then that means you don't need me, so I become jealous and murder you, rofl

I wish I wasn't creepy.

You're not. You're psycho.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow

you dont . you have 5 exams tomorrow and 8 essays of coursework that you havent started but if theyre not in by tomorrow you fail 50% of 1 of your subjects .

i wish i wasnt to tired to stay awake but not tired enough to go to sleep .

xxx .