Corrupt a Wish

you're not, you're an anorexic emo with cuts all over your arms

I wish people would stop going emo -_-

We stop, you however turn emo, which leads to you being left out in everything and you finally go crazy cause you can't take it no more so you decide to make an A-bomb and blow up the world. You do so, leading to everyone dying but the penguins who then take over the world and listen to tokio hotel forever.

I wish I had someone to love.

You do. It's a blow up doll.

I wish my breath didn't smell so bad right now >.<

it doesnt smell so bad . . it still smells god damn aweful but not as bad as before .

i wish emilys minature pony , her unicorn and getting tarja to ride it wouldnt cost so much .

xxx .

It doesn't. 'so much' is £20000.

I wish I could meet Epica at a gig, and not in jail.

You could, then Sarah would randomly pop from the Floor and stage dive.

I wish I knew what " " stands for.

you do . . it stands for " im am going to give hannah a million pounds . and now since you used it you owe me .

i wish i hadnt added that creep on myspace .

xxx .

you didn't, you added an even bigger one, who's emo, and who now stalks you, just look outside, see the guy in black? No? Ofc you don't he's a good stalker, he knows how to hide...

I wish steve wasn't ill anymore

hes not . . cos he gave you all of his germs and now your ill instead . .

i wish i wasnt being stalked right now .

xxx .

you're not, you're a stalker yourself, and you get caught, and thrown in jail, sharing a room with the person that used to stalk you

I wish my sister wasn't mean

She's not, she's evil instead and is planning to take over the world while blaming you.

I wish I didn't have my real life sister.

You don't have your real life sister, unfortunately, you know a girl through the internets who calls herself your sister. She stalks you the whole fucking time 'till you go crazy.

I wish I didn't wake up this early.

melian wrote:

You don't have your real life sister, unfortunately, you know a girl through the internets who calls herself your sister. She stalks you the whole fucking time 'till you go crazy.

I wish I didn't wake up this early.

Spoiler:

You didn't wake up at all since you DIED!!! (unoriginal I know. :p )

I wish I wasn't as unoriginal.

You become original. In fact, you're so original people think you're insane and lock you up in an asylum.

I wish I could bother to get ice cream

you can be bothered . but there isnt any anyways so you get angry that you moved all that way to find nothing there that you start smashin gyour head against the wall and you pass out . your mum comes home from the shops with a big tub of ice cream but cos you fainted you dont know and then when you finally wake up your mum already ate all the ice cream .

i wish i could go and see my dad .

xxx .

I get the slight impression Tessa dislikes emos

You can, but along the way you meet a KIWI BIRD!!! and it eats you. And then Tessa adopts it (the bird that is).


+ I wish PoPo Loved Xandria +

ok . PoPo loves Xandria . unfortunately you then fall in love with PoPo but PoPo loves Xandria and doesnt love you back . you become so madly in love and to get rid of the pain you kill yourself .

i wish i wasnt on my own in the house at the moment .

xxx .

You're not. XANDRIA ARE THERE!!!! PoPo is jealous and she burns the house down. You al dai.


++ I wish I had a cookie (that wasn't poisonous)++

ok you have a cookie thats not poisonous . instead its made with garbage .

i wish i could think of something to do right now .

xxx .

You can - it's suicide

++ I wish I could swim and fly. ++

you can . unfortaunately you got confused between the two and you try to do back stroke in the sky and you fall into a tree and a branch goes straight through your back and you die .

i wish i didnt have to pick my GCSE results up today .

xxx .

You don't; they're coming to you. And you passed everything with top grades! You run outside to celebrate with your friends and as you're crossing the street to meet them a truck misses you by THIS much. You live. Confused, you trip, fall, and a nail gets permanently stuck in your head. It is not pretty.

+ I wish Hannah would help me continue THE ETERNAL SAGA OF THE PINE TREE NEEDLES!! +


Good luck with the results, btw

lol wasnt expecting that to happen . thanks managed to pass them all . will help continue the story when ive finished with this . .

hannah does help you to continue the story unfortunately everything that happens in the story starts to come to life . hannah writes " kharaz is flying when an aeroplane's propella sucks him in and he gets stuck to it unable to break free from it . he is spinning round and round and still manages to live . birds then start flying into him and there beaks get caught in his eyes . THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE . " .

i wish you didnt have to get stuck to a plane .

xxx .

I don't, but I get eaten. By Sarah from Pythia. It isn't pretty.

+I wish that making paper didn't require the killing of trees+

it doesnt . it only requires the killing of lyricists .

i wish this computer wasnt taking 5 minutes to load up each page .

xxx .