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There is an explosion. emily and amanda are thrown into the carnage.
'omg, it's talon!'

Emily and Amanda watched Talon and Oria express their love for eachother.
"Woah there," said Amanda, "Can you help us?"
"can't you see we're a little busy?!" replied Oria.
"Oooh, the Silver Maiden is cranky," Emily said. Amanda laughed. Oria slapped Emily and ran away with Talon.

Then Amanda daid.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!" exclaimed Emily. As Amanda daid, Aina slowly faded to nothing. It never existed.

Everyone realized they had secretly longed Foooooooooooooooor something...
(pause)
...which had... never existed.

Simone appeared, holding a plate. She placed it over her head and ran in circles.
Floor came, and said:

"Rotf.".
Floor then called VoD and threatened to make a bomb explode if people didn't start posting again. She then revealed a secret. Which was...

That Simone's plate was not made of porcelain, oh no. And as it fell off her head and smashed on the floor, Floor revealed that:
"It's CHINA, YOU WHORE!!'

The china broke. And China won the olympics. Floor was not pleased, since she had run for the Netherlands and lost.
"CHINA WHORES!!", Floor yelled. No-one cared.

Far to the horizon, a baby was born. A woman, holding it, with tears in her eyes, proclaimed: "It shall be called Amanda... *tear*"

baby amanda looked up with a confused lookas she thought what is that up there . her mother looks up to see kharaz flying and an aeroplane's propella sucks him in and he gets stuck to it unable to break free from it . he is spinning round and round and still manages to live . birds then start flying into him and there beaks get caught in his eyes . THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE .

" oh my " says the mother shouldnt we go and help him .

xxx .

Mandy-baby gets dropped by her mother and imperatively commences to ROTF.
Kharhaz is dead. A funeral is due.

baby mandy crawls to the funeral where she happens to meet

xxx .

Michael Phelps.
He gives Baby Mandy a magical medal, and magically, in 5 seconds, Baby Mandy turns into ADULT AMANDA!!!, which is the Amanda we know.
There is a generalized yay.

Emily runs around Amanda cheering .

" wow that was cool " she shouted . " Micheal , can i have one of them " .

xxx .

Michael cackled, and dissolved, like smoke, as the sillhouette of smoking evil turned and spoke:
"YE HATH BEEN M33N!!".
Emily gasped.
Amanda rofld.
Hannah said:

" OMG where did he go ? " .
" i dont know . i just want my magical magical medal . and i wont rest until i get it " . cried emily .

xxx .

The day dawned anew. All began to make sense. The Ultimate Quest was nigh: to break entry on Michael Phelp's house and take a medal.
"YES!!", Emily vocalized. I need. I want. I will.

emily took her map out of her bag and found micheals house on the map .

" right so we need to take a right a left 4 rights 5 lefts and then we need to get on the train . " . emily said .

they followed the directions that emily had given but there was no train station to be seen .

" emily you were holding the damn map upside down silly " . hannah shouted .

xxx .

"Tsss," Emily replied, "you should know not to trust me with a map. Or an oven, but that's an entirely different story."

Hannah was just about to reply, when a person called their names. This person was:

Tyra Banks, who was hard to understand, since she was chewing pork ribs.
"OMG!!", Tyra said, "IT'S YOU!!!"
Emily and Hannah stared at the strange creature.
There was an awkward silence.
"AWKWARD!!!", hannah yelled, mere seconds later.
A train appeared from nowhere and hit Tyra with immense force. Emily and Hannah meh'd and got inside the train.

Hannah and Emily sat down, and a man who also got on the train decided to sit next to them. Emily gasped. This man was:

Micheal Jackson .

xxx .

Emily screamed. This was like, her worst nightmare. She was relieved to see that someone was to the rescue! This person was:

Waynetta .

xxx .

Waynetta screamed so hard Micheal's nose fell off.
Micheal gasped for air and ran in panic. He then decided to jump of the train.
Bad choice since the train was just riding on a bridge...

Micheal drowned in the water below and his spirit floated into the sky like a little pheonix .

( was thinking about my little pheonix when i wrote that ) .

xxx .