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Basically, the idea is to write an epic, where each person adds a bit* to the story.

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Spoiler:

I'll start:


Once upon a time, there lived an adult woman called Amanda, and she had a pine tree. Sadly, one day, the pine tree died. She went to the store to buy a new one. There, she met a young woman by the name of Simone, who was shopping for carrots...

"Oh, hello. Do I know you?" asked Simone, whilst putting the carrots in her basket.
"I don't think I do," replied Amanda, "but I think I've seen you before."
"Oh, really?" replied Simone. "Maybe you've seen me shopping here. I come to LIDL quite often. Why are you here today?"

Amanda rofled. She knew the answer was way too cryptic for Simone ever to comprehend. Amanda did what she knew was best. She picked up a carrot from Simone's basket, and ran for it. Simone screamed of surprise, and started chasing Amanda, who was making a run for the exit.
Just as Amanda was about to make it, she crashed into a massive wall of human arms. Why, it was Vibeke, of course. With a terrified glance, Vibeke merely said:
"Hey. I'm LIDL's manager and I don't like stealing, got me?"

Amanda stared at Vibeke, whose arms were out of proportion to her body.
"I wasn't stealing" stated Amanda.
"Well it certainly looked like it," replied Vibeke, "a woman running towards the exit with one of my products looks like stealing to me."
"I don't understand..." said Simone. "I don't even know this woman..."
"...but I know you." replied Amanda.

Vibeke gasped, and for the instant in which she absorbed air, her arms seem to shrink, an instant metamorphosis that soon went back to normal.
Simone shook her head, whils Amanda got up and bit the carrot.
"Where do you know me from?", Simone asked.
"You have come to me in dreams", Amanda replied "I found you by using my emotion. There was also a veal there."
Simone gazed Amanda with fear. The secret had been outed.
Vibeke meh-d and slowly went back to her small cubicle beneath the produce aisle.

Simone thought extremely hard and analysed the last few words that Amanda said.
"Are you calling me a cow?" asked Simone.
"Can pigs fly?" asked Amanda. Simone looked at her and stared blankly.
"So you are calling me a cow?" Simone repeated, in hopes of getting a clear answer.
"So pigs can fly?" replied Amanda. Simone sighed. There was no way she was going to have a decent conversation with this woman.

Suddenly, a very loud voice was heard: "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!"
Why, it was Coon, of course, and his gang, and they were hoping to rob the LIDL shop. Vibeke's head popped up from the ground, holding a rifle in between her teeth.
Simone got down, and Amanda thought: "This is my break!". Ignoring the gunfire between Coon's Gang and FAV, Amanda ran towards the bathroom, and locked the door behind her. As she turned around to consider her options, she spotted a leprechaun, hiding in one of the stalls.
"Top'a goo' mornin' to ya", the leprechaun said. "My name be Emppu, it be."

'Well dress me in green and call me a pine tree,' Amanda exclaimed, 'it's a leprechaun!'

Amanda takes her knife.
"Give me all your treasures and I might do it painless." She said
Emppu Gasped
"Okay now my dear, I'll take you to the leprechain land." He said.
Emppu takes out his magic wand and wiggles it
"lala poopoo roro." He said.
They appear in Lego Land.

Spoiler:

Amanda was surprised, but slightly relieved to have a little more breathing space, now that FAV was not in the same room.
She looked into the horizon and gasped, this time anew. For in Lego Land, there was also a supermarket, but not a LIDL, oh no.
Amanda slowly muttered: "Is that...?"
"Yes" - Emppu replied - "Legoland has an ALDI."
"Well by the flipping heck of a dislexic pinetr33." - Amanda said. - "I'm home."

Amanda stepped inside ALDI and looked very upset because no-one from the VoD forum was posting in this amazing topic. She ROFL'd, just because.
Inside, she met a talking can of spinach.
"Hai!", said the spinach can.
"Hai.", Amanda said. "Is anything wrong?"
"Yes", the can replied, "The world of FFM is under a very dangerous threat. And only you can save it."
Amanda gasped.

"And how do I do that, Mr. Spinach?" asked Amanda.
"I don't know. Ask the people from the Veils of Dawn forum. They'll be able to help you." replied the spinach.

Amanda teleported to England, teh country where VoD was born. She had to find Emily, but knew not where she lived. She tried the phone book, and she got information that Emily lived in a house with a white door.
"How boring", Amanda thought, "Wouldn't it be much more interesting if teh d00r w45 p1n3 tr33 c01our3d?"

After asking herself questions that would not be relevant in saving FFM, she asked around for Emily's number. She found another woman named Emily, but found out they were linked. This woman she asked was Emily Alice, from Pythia.
"No, I don't have her number," Emily Alice told her, "but Pythia have a show tonight, and Emily's coming."

Amanda knew now that the fate of FFM and the universe itself were linked to a Pythia concert.
"How sad...", she thought.
She took a cab to central London. The time was counting.

Amanda appeared at the venue, looking in the queue for short blonde-haired girls named Emily in Pythia t-shirts. Alas, she could not find any, but she did find people in Pythia shirts. One of them was a girl.
"Hello, are you Emily?" asked Amanda.
"No, I'm Hannah. Why are you looking for Emily? She'll be coming soon." said the girl.
"I am on an important mission to save Female Fronted Metal. A can of spinach said Veils of Dawn could help me."
"Well, I'm not the founder of Veils of Dawn, but I'm a band member, and also on the forum." replied Hannah.

""do you know when Emily will be here ? " Amanda asked .
" Soon . " Hannah replied . " Just look for the girl with the pet rock . " .

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Amanda waited, and sure enough, a girl in a Pythia t-shirt with a rock in her hands came running down to meet with the other Pythia fans. She looked at Amanda, stared, and made weird noises.
"omg, rofl. It's Amanda." stated Emily.

"omg, rofl. It's Emily." stated Amanda.

While Amanda runs full speed towards Emily, an evil cow appears and blocks the way to Emily.
It was Anette!

Amanda shoots Anette with her death ray. Anette dies. Emily and Amanda rejoice.
"I was ordered by a can of spinach to save FFM from danger. He said Veils of Dawn could help me." said Amanda, after rejoicing.
"Well, you've come to the right person, I guess," replied Emily, "I'm the founder of VoD."
"Come with me. We must go." said Amanda.
"But I'll miss the Pythia gig!" Emily exclaimed. Without any hesitation, Amanda grabbed Emily's hand and they teleported off to another dimension.

They appear in the cookie realm.

"All these... All these... All these... COOKIES!" Amanda gasped.
"Don't fall for there temptation, the cookies are evil, the FFM leadsingers left so they could eat cookies forever" Emily said.
"Now we must get to the FFM leadsingers, and we must convince them to forget the cookies and return to their old bands." Emily said.

The first singer they found was Vibeke.
"Oh hai Vibeke" said Emily.
"munchmunchmunch" Vibeke ignored Emily. Amanda sighed.

Amanda took away her cookies, threw them on the ground, stepped on them and crushed them.
"No more cookies for you! You must come back to Tristania!" Amanda says
Vibeke grabs a hold of Emily
"If you ever want to see her alive again, give me loads of cookies." She said.
They vanished.

"That was a load of crap," Emily said to Vibeke, "Stop being a drama llama. Take me back." Vibeke realised that she was being a drama llama, and took Emily back to Amanda in the cookie realm.
"Did you know this whole dimension doesn't actually exist?" Amanda asked.
"Nope, I didn't." replied Emily. "Well, we better find the right dimension then..." and they teleported off again. This time, they were in a place which was in ruins, with an army murdering innocents and burning houses.
"What is this place?" asked Emily. Amanda looked at a sign.
"Well, would you look at that," said Amanda, "we're in Aina."